IRON NICK

A young lad named Nick often dressed

In clothes that were ironed or pressed

The thoughts of this fool

Were "smoothed garb equals cool,

And I'll pass the hipster ironi(ng) test!"

HIPSTER TAPE MEASURES

A hipster lad was searching for

"Skinny Love" on his iPhone 4:

The form of a cassette

Was the phone's cover, yet,

He'd never held a real one before

LIKE A MO TO A FLAME

At a new pop-up, rooftop lounge space

A mustachioed lad showed his face,

For the bartender there

Served, in recycled glassware,

An ironic hot drink called Freebase

TIN FOILS

Ned Kelly would hang down his head

And crawl back into his tin shed

If he knew just how often

His beard was begotten

By boys who buy gluten-free bread

ON YER BIKE!

At a Dalston bike store-slash-café,

Known for its vegan quorn paté,

A hipster is stunned

When denied a refund

On his sour-tasting yerba mate

LAY BAN

While trying in vain to impress

A bored lass in a t-shirt dress,

This lad lied / “explained”

That Wayfarers were named

After cool men with no fixed address

NORA THE EXPLORER

When bike-riding, a lass named Nora

Was pulled over coz a fedora,

Not a helmet, she wore,

To the cops she implored:

“But, I bought it online from Andorra!”