On a hot day you might split in half
From the strength of your very own laugh
When a guy in flip flops
And two sheer, thin, cropped tops
Is adorned with a large, wooly scarf
Thursday 31 May 2012
Wednesday 30 May 2012
THE MILK MAN
The cool vibe that a boy named Britt
Seemed to, from his slouched posture, emit
Was the bonus quite great
Since proclaiming milk crates
As the only thing on which he'd sit
Seemed to, from his slouched posture, emit
Was the bonus quite great
Since proclaiming milk crates
As the only thing on which he'd sit
Tuesday 29 May 2012
TROUSER KAISER
His chinos were starting to chafe
So this young hipster lad we’ll call Ralph
Thought, "the time has now come
To wear our pants undone",
So that trend he did promptly vouchsafe
Monday 28 May 2012
'MO-DAL FINGERPRINTING
A wannabe rock-fusion singer
Tattooed a mustache on her finger
Now this hipness ho
Proudly holds up her "mo"
When she butchers The Cranberries’ Linger
Sunday 27 May 2012
HOT HEADED
It’s thirty degrees in the shade
But this young lad will not be swayed
To take off his wool beanie
That is far from teeny,
For he’s certain it will get him laid
Saturday 26 May 2012
CAMERA OBSCURE-A
Lamenting the polaroid dearth
(Like all hipsters walking this earth)
The lass at Photo Store
Sees a toy to adore,
Thus ironic disposables' birth
Friday 25 May 2012
THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON
A lass hopes that all her "friends" look
At the food pics she puts on facebook
But each “home-made dish”
Like her “Soufflé of Fish”,
Are really scans from “Learn to Cook”
Thursday 24 May 2012
IT'S IN THE BAG
The brown paper bag this guy’s holdin’
Is thought to hold liquid that’s golden
But it’s warm 7-Up,
Not beer, that's covered up
And makes the look to which he’s beholden
Wednesday 23 May 2012
GYM CRUMMY
If you want an image that’s grim,
Think of hipster lads down at the gym:
They wear mauve high-top sneakers,
Sweat a tenth of a liter,
And just adjust their cycling cap’s brim
Tuesday 22 May 2012
CHIPS AHOY
In an ironic varsity jacket
(His initials stitched on it in brackets),
A lad sat on a bench
And removed with a clench
Seaweed chips from a brown paper packet
Monday 21 May 2012
BIG BUNS
A lass had a craving for meat n’
Some bread but she felt rather beaten
When her high-waisted shorts
Weren't her loving consorts
Post the large Williams-burger she’d eaten
Sunday 20 May 2012
DYEING TO BE COOL
A lass was dip-dyeing her hair
To look like she just didn’t care.
She slipped as she reached
For the bottle of bleach
And fell right on her derrière
Saturday 19 May 2012
IN JEANIUS
This hipster lad left the house dressed
In his best acid-washed denim vest:
Walking down a hip street
In the high-degree heat,
He just melted right in with the rest
Friday 18 May 2012
SNOW LEOPARD (version 7.HO)
Were Snow White a hipster today
She'd let no witch get in her way,
Coz she’d have an app
To tell good stuff from crap:
"Plus, I've got my own Apple, ok?"
Thursday 17 May 2012
UNDER COVER GLOVER LOVER
While channeling young Danny Glover,
From under his hoodie’s pink cover,
A lad fails to spot
His lass among the lot
Of girls all dressed just like each other
Wednesday 16 May 2012
HIPSTERMATIC
Attempting to be less erratic,
"Guy" arranged in ways systematic
The self-portraits he took
For his private look book,
And entitled the oeuvre Hipstermatic
Tuesday 15 May 2012
DOG DAYS
While drinking a soy, decaf latte
And mingling at a launch party
This lad got upset
When a man he'd just met
Like him, had a greyhound named Marty
And mingling at a launch party
This lad got upset
When a man he'd just met
Like him, had a greyhound named Marty
Monday 14 May 2012
IN THE COOL RUNNINGS
A hipster by the name of Jo
Thought he'd live like an Eskimo..
This poor little fool
Thought he'd be the most "cool"
If he spent all his time in the snow
Thought he'd live like an Eskimo..
This poor little fool
Thought he'd be the most "cool"
If he spent all his time in the snow
Sunday 13 May 2012
OK CUTLERY
A young lass from northern New York
Made anklets out of vintage forks
But her grandest desire
Was to somehow inspire
A song from her idol Thom Yorke
Made anklets out of vintage forks
But her grandest desire
Was to somehow inspire
A song from her idol Thom Yorke
Saturday 12 May 2012
UNDER(W)HAIR
A French lass thought it would be hot
To use a pair of her culottes
To tie up her hair:
She got many a stare
For getting her knickers in a (top) knot
Friday 11 May 2012
A FINE VINTAGE
In her backpack of fine woven hemp
(Which was pulling down her hair unkempt)
The bottle of Bordeaux
Matched her vintage hair bow
So darn well that she felt all verklempt
Thursday 10 May 2012
HUMMER TIME
In a fluo pink, low-v-neck tee
And driving his parents’ humvee
Humming tunes from Grooveshark,
A lad tries to park
Near the best shop that sells rosehip tea
Wednesday 9 May 2012
BRUTE FRUITY
While listening to B-sides of Weezer
And reading aloud Julius Caesar
This lass got a sweet tooth
And took out, forsooth,
Home-made peach gelato from her freezer
Tuesday 8 May 2012
THE HIPSTERMINATOR
While preening his brogues with a sponge
A lad thought he'd like to expunge
Those whose puerile adherence
To a dirty appearance
Makes them stuck in the passé style, “grunge”
Monday 7 May 2012
PUFF PASTRY
A lad was lining up a rack
Of numerous pipes filled with crack
He was offered some doughnuts
And felt it his onus
To
reply “Sugar?!? Man, that shit’s whack!”
Sunday 6 May 2012
FILM ACHING
While kicking off her white Vans sneakers
A lass explained that Kusturica
Was the only auteur
Who ever "spoke" to her
And that Jarmusch was just a thrill-seeker
Saturday 5 May 2012
FEELING EN-TIGHT-LED
At “No Lights, No Lycra” one night
A guy thought he'd put up a fight:
He donned some glow sticks,
Threw a torch in the mix
And then snapped the waistband of his tights
Friday 4 May 2012
WEDDING DRESS
A husband-to-be began begging
His fiancée before their wedding:
The pants that she wore
Caused the groom to implore,
“Today, please do not wear those jeggings!”
Thursday 3 May 2012
WHAT A PIT(H)Y
At the launch of a spoken word show
Of an artist that “you wouldn’t know”
A lad blocks the view
For the audience’s few
By wearing his hat in the front row
Wednesday 2 May 2012
BIG MISSED STEAK
As he cooked Jamie OliverTM tucker,
Occasionally shouting out “pukka!”,
A lad was not amused
When his girlfriend slash muse
With a serious face asked, “what’s dukkah?”
Tuesday 1 May 2012
CLOTHES ENCOUNTERS
Jetson, whose real name was Darryl,
Was leaning against a wine barrel.
When a gal turned his head,
He leaned in and said,
“I'm wearing American Apparel”
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